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I think I really deserve a break.
I have been looking for some motivations for the past few weeks to really work hard and accomplish everything as planned but I can’t just keep myself going. I am accomplishing some things but I miss the days when I am real busy.
I miss office work. I am looking [...]

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My officemate told me that he just feel speaking English for the past two days. He sent me messages all in English. Whatever these sentences means… well, just check them out.

Hey, it seems like that Elmo thingy is making this whole idiosyncracy of the mediocre society of yours into something that makes work a bit [...]